Cleaning My Riding Boots On Your Face

Hey Loser, hope you loved waiting for me next to the paddock?! Look at my railing boots - theyre full of filth and mud - and obviously I cant get into the car with boots that dirty! So, youll lie down on the ground - and Ill clean my dirty railing boots on your face! Oh, that hurts?! Well, guess who doesnt care :-D Ill walk back and forward over your face until my boots are clean again... or maybe Ill stomp down a few times?! I bet you love it - despite the agony and indignity... you get to spend time with me after all! And if I cant clean the feet decently on your face, youll have to eat them clean... and the rest of the boots! Youll clean every dirty spot on the boots with your tongue - and when youre done, Ill get into the car and drive away - leaving you behind with your black tongue and your bruised face!