I put 2 tubes of toothpaste on the bathroom floor and attempt to crush them under my nude feet at very first. I wrap my long toes around them, attempting to get them to explode - but these little tubes are indeed resistant. But of course, Ive an alternative plan! I grab my sweet high high-heeled slippers and go rough on the tubes again. Now they stand no chance against the pressure under my high-heeled slippers and the acute edges of the high-heeled slippers - they rip open and all of the toothpaste is squeezed out of them. After emptying both tubes with my high high-heeled slippers I wipe the toothpaste all over the floor - what a giant mess :-.
