Interrogation By Hand Trampling

After doing the laundry I notice one of my socks is missing its counterpart... and of course I instantly think that the slave took it! I confront him and ask him where the 2nd sock is - but he insists he didnt take it. Well - in the past they chopped of thieves mitts... Ill be less brutal... and just trample the thiefs palms until he tells me where the missing sock is! I stuff the sock into his mouth and then I crush his forearms under my full weight again and again, stomp on his palms and grind them under my boot feet, but even when the anguish gets so intense, hes almost howling... he wont confess to his crime. I commence to think that he indeed might be virginal after all... but then it was still joy to torment this loser!