Penis Rating

Together with my gf Liah Lou, I will today rate one penis after the other! More than 20 stiffys will be examined and even get a comment from us. Most stiffys are, of course, absolutely unfit for fucking, ridiculously petite, much too ugly or otherwise unusable. But at least we have something to laugh about! I was able to shock my gf with the hideous loser prickss some of you are so disciplined with. Do you also belong with the losers who need a penis rating? Is your loser dick maybe even in this movie awaiting our ruthless and fair penis rating? Do you feel even worse than before when compared with a real big alpha salami? We dont care about your feelings, loser! If a penis is ugly and too petite, lets just say so! Can you bear the truth?! You may have to resign yourself to the fact that your dick, if anything at all, is only good for jerking off or perhaps its better off forever in a chastity belt. Maybe you just have to come to terms with the fact that you have a little heinous losers dick that is futile for nothing. Well, do you want to see how our penis evaluation works? Of course you do!