Public Doormat For My Muddy Boots

I stop the car in the middle of this giant puddle - and thrust the slave out the passengers door. He grounds on his knees, right in the puddle and looks at me confused until I kick him over into the puddle and embark trampling him! Then I haul him out of the puddle, get my hiking boots indeed muddy and proceed to trample him. I use him as a doormat for my muddy boots and soon his white T-shirt is downright covered in thick mud. I proceed to trample, stomp and leap all over him - then haul him back to the puddle, shove him back in and walk over him into the car - cleaning my boots for a last time - I dont want to get my car dirty after all ;- As I drive off he has to stay in the puddle of course!