The Twelve Steps Of Jerkaholics Anonymous – Part 1

ICD-11 6C72 is the diagnosis. Despite the jerk-off-prohibiton, your forearm is still drawn to the futile rag inbetween your gams. The most popular excuse: Mistress, but I was only thinking of you.The 12 steps of Jerkaholics Anonymous:1. We admitted we were powerless over jerking off - that our lives har become unmanageable. 2. Came to believe that a Power called Fierce Reell, greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity. 3. Made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Fierce Reell. 4. Made a searching and fearless moral inventory of the rotten skin. 5. Admitted to Brutal Reell and ourselves the exact nature of our wrongs. 6. Were entirely ready to have Fierce Reell eliminate all these defects of character. 7. Humbly asked Her to eliminate our shortcomings. 8. Became willing to make amends for all damages. 9. Made direct amends by sacrificing our stubborn skin. 10. Continued to take individual inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it to avoid further harm. 11. Sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Brutal Reell, pleading only for skill of Her will for us and the power to carry that out. 12. Having had a aggressive awakening as the result of these steps, we attempted to practice Her principles in all our affairs.